Giant Turtle's Hideout

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

youngblacksamurai:

trusthim:

Part 2 of 2!

"Started from the top, now we’re here" lol :(

askderpythespy:

ask-dashy-wright:

haiku-oezu:

starrysleeper:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

My entire body aches from laughing so hard

I fucking love people who can’t check what the autocorrect bubble says to save their lives
They always brighten my day

I’m light headed form laughing..

Oh my god my chest it hurts so much Xd

puffymind:

haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

tanpom:

PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

katasonicparangelic:

Rarity’s nap by chibi-jen-hen
34 plays

I started a remix of Let It Go (from Frozen) but idk if I should continue it.
Should I?

gravitationalbeauty:

Reflections on the Horsehead Nebula
dennybutt:

ponies-n-things:

bauske:

4gifs:

Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

I’ve never seen one in motion. :O


Cosmos: a space time odyssey

it looks like a penis centipede

dennybutt:

ponies-n-things:

bauske:

4gifs:

Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

I’ve never seen one in motion. :O

Cosmos: a space time odyssey

it looks like a penis centipede

i finally watched frozen
p good
might remix credits version of let it go but idk

To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape jokes are a problem.

I get it, you’re a decent guy. I can even believe it. You’ve never raped anybody. You would NEVER rape anybody. You’re upset that all these feminists are trying to accuse you of doing something or connect you to doing something that, as far as you’re concerned, you’ve never done and would never condone.

And they’ve told you about triggers, and PTSD, and how one in six women is a survivor, and you get it. You do. But you can’t let every time someone gets all upset get in the way of you having a good time, right?

So fine. If all those arguments aren’t going anything for you, let me tell you this. And I tell you this because I genuinely believe you mean it when you say you don’t want to hurt anybody, and you don’t see the harm, and that it’s important to you to do your best to be a decent and good person. And I genuinely believe you when you say you would never associate with a rapist and you think rape really is a very bad thing.

Because this is why I refuse to take rape jokes sitting down-

6% of college age men, slightly over 1 in 20, will admit to raping someone in anonymous surveys, as long as the word “rape” isn’t used in the description of the act.

6% of Penny Arcade’s target demographic will admit to actually being rapists when asked.

A lot of people accuse feminists of thinking that all men are rapists. That’s not true. But do you know who think all men are rapists?

Rapists do.

They really do. In psychological study, the profiling, the studies, it comes out again and again.

Virtually all rapists genuinely believe that all men rape, and other men just keep it hushed up better. And more, these people who really are rapists are constantly reaffirmed in their belief about the rest of mankind being rapists like them by things like rape jokes, that dismiss and normalize the idea of rape.

If one in twenty guys is a real and true rapist, and you have any amount of social activity with other guys like yourself, really cool guy, then it is almost a statistical certainty that one time hanging out with friends and their friends, playing Halo with a bunch of guys online, in a WoW guild, or elsewhere, you were talking to a rapist. Not your fault. You can’t tell a rapist apart any better than anyone else can. It’s not like they announce themselves.

But, here’s the thing. It’s very likely that in some of these interactions with these guys, at some point or another someone told a rape joke. You, decent guy that you are, understood that they didn’t mean it, and it was just a joke. And so you laughed.

And, decent guy who would never condone rape, who would step in and stop rape if he saw it, who understands that rape is awful and wrong and bad, when you laughed?

That rapist who was in the group with you, that rapist thought that you were on his side. That rapist knew that you were a rapist like him. And he felt validated, and he felt he was among his comrades.

You. The rapist’s comrade.

And if that doesn’t make you feel sick to your stomach, if that doesn’t make you want to throw up, if that doesn’t disturb you or bother you or make you feel like maybe you should at least consider not participating in that kind of humor anymore…

Well, maybe you aren’t as opposed to rapists as you claim.

Time-Machine (via a comment at shakesville.com)

youngblackandvegan:

viiximcmxc:

signedoprea:

toniangelougiovannihughes:

brownglucose:

revengeofthelostboys:

northclackitback:

jas0nwaterfalls:

pseudophedrine:

dashingyounglad:

yeslikethefuckinmermaid:

epiphanyoftheophania:

Yes, natural hair moves lol 😉

You are actually amazing. I love this

ma guy
ma guyyyyyyyyy.

um okay im in love

why was this so great?

man lissen

Woooo boy I tell ya what.

This is so perfect!

I love this!

I have no idea what she is doing in this video.. I was too mesmerized by her beautiful hair.

😊

our hair is magic